- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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