what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Guess what What

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Fine, ladies first.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Arrow in the Knee!

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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