- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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