- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Jeff

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

your mama's so fat... that's it

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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