- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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