- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Actually it was me Josh brown

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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