What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

If you have a stroke, call 000

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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