- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

A russian gives away vodka.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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