What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

A russian gives away vodka.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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