What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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