Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

ever tried african food? they neither

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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