- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Whats 1+1? window!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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