- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

I'm rick james bitch

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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