What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

I'm rick james bitch

Whats cold and frozen? ice

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

I asked her where you were.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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