- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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