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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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