- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Whats 1+1? window!

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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