Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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