How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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