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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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