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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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