- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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