Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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