Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

well use a tissue!

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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