Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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