What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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