What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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lol

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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