That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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