How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

knock knock... ...no answer

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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