- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Julian Ha.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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