A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

where's mom I killed her

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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