- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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