what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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alert('The Game')

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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