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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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