- Anti Joke

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot