What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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