Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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