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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

well use a tissue!

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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