Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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