Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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