what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

A guy at a baseball game....

Okay.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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