- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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