- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Where's my baby??

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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