Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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i'm hard

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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