Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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He--Hey guys

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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XD Jackass.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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