- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Do you know the muffin man? No

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What's worse than this That :(

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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