- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Barack Obama is a good president.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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