What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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