why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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