- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

a. why? b. because

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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