One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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