Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

binladin walks into the american seals

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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