- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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