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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

A Mormon walks into a bar

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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