What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Want to hear a joke? Obama

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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