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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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