What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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human centipede

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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Anti Joke

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