Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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