Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Sex

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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