Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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GOODBYE

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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