- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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