Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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TRICERATOPS!

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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