- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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