A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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