What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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