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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Women deserve equal rights.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What has two legs? Half a cat

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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