- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Justin's life

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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