How will the world end? That information is unknown

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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