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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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Tall asians

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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The truth is he loves her!!

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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