- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??